Leave the gun... [pause].. Take the cannolis.

I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

Attica! Attica!

You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!

Character 1: What makes you think she's a witch?

Character 2: Well she turned me into a newt.

Character 1: A newt?

Character 2: ...I got better.

[singing] I'm picking out a Thermos for you. Not an ordinary Thermos for you. But the extra best Thermos that you can buy, with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in.

Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of The Nostromo, signing off.

I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee.

Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I spend a long time on my hair and he hit it; he hit my hair.

[singing] I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania.

I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters.

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up...